Hilarious weekend. Hils, diner, 7 hour nap, fallboards, harolds, car rides with gins and aviva...:)

Memerable moments:

• Driving around aimlessly with lubin and schlanger
• Getting lost in new york (on the way to wayne) with lubin schlanger and freeman
• Laughing at lubin for his ghetto car
• no one believing me that it was snowing then one by one saying it as if it were a revalation
• Hours upon hours of Dispatch
• Intense snuggling
• Ginzo
• Somehow tara got bitchslapped by the 80's
• McDonalds at like 3?
• attempting to find a place to sleep
• ehrlich vs. baldini
• wendy and me watching them fight "what do we do?!?!"-wendy "CALL JEFF!!!"-me
• watching jeff and joel run to the rescue
• the brain
• sharon rosen's drunken antics :) i LOVE sharon!!!
• random nakedness
• sleeping on the hard wood floor (and apparently sleeping through all the screaming)
• joel staring in his sleep
• waking up and comparing joel's sleeping habits with jeff
• jeff trying to analyze the night and how he ended up with no blankets and a tshirt
• "Hey, Lets make a t-shirt"
• sluttiest board?
• sluttiest council
• LETS MAKE A T SHIRT
• wanna make a t-shirt
• dr. suess
• dark park air everywhere
• "The video"
• listening to 2gether
• jeff being the bacon
• getting bitched out at harolds by the owner cuase we put tables together
• its funny to stare at other peoples awkwardness

if i forgot something lemme nknow

01. Swam with wild dolphins. not wild

02. Bought everyone in the pub a drink.

03. Climbed a mountain.

04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive.

05. Been inside the Great Pyramid.

06. Held a tarantula.

07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone.

08. Said “I love you” and meant it.

09. Hugged a tree.

10. Done a striptease.

11. Bungee jumped.

12. Visited Paris.

13. Watched a lightning storm at sea.

14. Stayed up all night long, and watch the sun rise.

15. Seen the Northern Lights.

16. Gone to a huge sports game.

17. Walked the stairs to the top of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

18. Grown and eaten your own vegetables.

19. Touched an iceberg.

20. Slept under the stars.

21. Changed a baby’s diaper.

22. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon.

23. Watched a meteor shower.

24. Gotten drunk on champagne.

25. Given more than you can afford to charity.

26. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope.

27. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment.

28. Had a food fight. (well, got caught in the middle of )

29. Bet on a winning horse.

30. Taken a sick day when you’re not ill.

31. Asked out a stranger.

32. Had a snowball fight.

33. Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier.

34. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can.

35. Held a lamb.

36. Enacted a favorite fantasy.

37. Taken a midnight skinny dip.

38. Taken an ice cold bath.

39. Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar.

40. Seen a total eclipse.

41. Ridden a roller coaster.

42. Hit a home run.

43. Fit three weeks miraculously into three days.

44. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking.

45. Adopted an accent for an entire day.

46. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors.

47. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment.

48. Had two hard drives for your computer.

49. Visited all 50 states.

50. Loved your job for all accounts.

51. Taken care of someone who was shit faced.

52. Had enough money to be truly satisfied.

53. Had amazing friends.

54. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country.

55. Watched wild whales.

56. Stolen a sign.

57. Backpacked in Europe.

58. Taken a road-trip. YEAH TRACY!!!!

59. Rock climbing.

60. Lied to foreign government’s official in that country to avoid notice.

61. Midnight walk on the beach.

62. Sky diving.

63. Visited Ireland.

64. Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love.

65. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them.

66. Visited Japan.

67. Benchpressed your own weight.

68. Milked a cow.

69. Alphabetized your records.

70. Pretended to be a superhero.

71. Sung karaoke.

72. Lounged around in bed all day.

73. Posed nude in front of strangers.

74. Scuba diving.

75. Got it on to “Let’s Get It On" by Marvin Gaye.

76. Kissed in the rain.

77. Played in the mud.

78. Played in the rain.

79. Gone to a drive-in theater.

80. Done something you should regret, but don’t regret it.

81. Visited the Great Wall of China.

82. Discovered that someone who’s not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog.

83. Dropped Windows in favor of something better.

84. Started a business.

85. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken.

86. Toured ancient sites.

87. Taken a martial arts class.

88. Sword fought for the honor of a woman.

89. Played D&D for 6 hours straight.

90. Gotten married.

91. Been in a movie.

92. Crashed a party.

93. Loved someone you shouldn’t have. Oye... insert NOW

94. Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy.

95. Gotten divorced.

96. Had sex at the office.

97. Gone without food for 5 days.

98. Made cookies from scratch.

99. Won first prize in a costume contest.

100. Ridden a gondola in Venice.

101. Gotten a tattoo.

102. Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on.

103. Rafted the Snake River.

104. Been on television news programs as an “expert”.

105. Got flowers for no reason.

106. Masturbated in a public place.

107. Got so drunk you don’t remember anything.

108. Been addicted to some form of illegal drug.

109. Performed on stage.

110. Been to Las Vegas.

111. Recorded music.

112. Eaten shark.

113. Had a one-night stand.

114. Gone to Thailand.

115. Seen Siouxsie live.

116. Bought a house.

117. Been in a combat situation. (stage combat)

118. Buried one/both of your parents.

120. Been on a cruise ship.

121. Spoken more than one language fluently.

122. Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone.

123. Bounced a check.

124. Performed in Rocky Horror.

125. Read -and understood- your credit report.

126. Raised children.

127. Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy.

128. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour.

129. Created and named your own constellation of stars.

130. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country.

131. Found out something significant that your ancestors did.

132. Called or written your Congress person. YEAH DISCRETE MATH!

133. Picked up and moved to another city just to start over.

134. …more than once?

135. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge.

136. Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking.

137. Had an abortion or your female partner did.

138. Had plastic surgery.

139. Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived.

140. Wrote articles for a large publication.

141. Lost over 100 pounds.

142. Held someone while they were having a flashback.

143. Piloted an airplane.

144. Pet a stingray.

145. Broken someone’s heart.

146. Helped an animal give birth.

147. Been fired or laid off from a job.

148. Won money on a T.V. game show.

149. Broken a bone.

150. Killed a human being.

151. Gone on an African photo safari.

152. Ridden a motorcycle.

153. Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100 mph.

154. Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced.

155. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol.

156. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild.

157. Ridden a horse.

158. Had major surgery.

159. Had sex on a moving train.

160. Had a snake as a pet.

161. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon.

162. Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing.

163. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours.

164. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states.

165. Visited all 7 continents.

166. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days.

167. Eaten kangaroo meat.

168. Fallen in love at an ancient Mayan burial ground. ..not fall in love with, so much as saw a REALLY hot guy :)

169. Been a sperm or egg donor.

170. Eaten sushi.

171. Had your picture in the newspaper.

172. Had 2 (or more) healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime.

173. Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about.

174. Gotten someone fired for their actions.

175. Gone back to school.

176. Parasailed.

177. Changed your name.

178. Pet a cockroach.

179. Eaten fried green tomatoes.

180. Read The Iliad.

181. Selected one “important” author who you missed in school, and read.

182. Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them.

183. …and gotten 86'ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you.

184. Taught yourself an art from scratch.

185. Killed and prepared an animal for eating.

186. Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt.

187. Skipped all your school reunions.

188. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language.

189. Been elected to public office.

190. Written your own computer language

191. Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream.

192. Had to put someone you love into hospice care.

193. Built your own PC from parts.

194. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn't know you.

195. Had a booth at a street fair.

196: Dyed your hair. it didn't really work though...

197: Been a DJ.

198: Found out someone was going to dump you via LiveJournal.

199: Written your own role playing game.

200: Been arrested.

201: Had sex on the beach during a lightning storm.

202: Been widowed

So fun trip to wayne last night. The schneidermans drove me and keri up to wendy's...we got lost as usual, and i can say as usual, becuse we got lost at the same exact spot i always get lost. Got to wendy's and a talked to mrs strauss for a while cause wendy wasn't home yet, she's a chill lady. Wendy got home in her work attire and we laughed at her, its silly attire, oh wendy, you and your appron/tie...Danced in wendy's room like tool's till evan and tara got there. Chillin'. I have noticed that i have a limited tollerence for some things, and some how evan can figure out when that is and always seems to make a joke right before i crack. snaps for evan being funny. Went into basement, which really wasn't scary....compared shoes....left.

notes: Tara, don't get a lip ring, it would be very white trash on you.

rents still aren't home, taking dad's car later, hope i don't crash. maybe going to joels soccer game. i find it funny that in 4 years i haven't gone to a Randolph soccer game, but i'll go cuase joel's playing us haha. GO BERGEN TECH!!!!

Haven't really written in a while, not becuase nothings going on, just being lethargic. I guess i've been out of it, but just keeping up with the smile becuase thats how i do things. Tracy is amazing, for some reason she always knows when i'm down and says the perfect thing to make me feel better, even if its only for a little while. I've come to the conclusion that people as a general population are rediculously self-consumed bastards...not to be blunt or anything...but as of late i haven't been a real people person.

Board Retreats: REDICULOUS it was crazy fun. I think i realized how lucky i am to have this amazing group of 20 people who would bend over backwards for eachother. But for real guys.... "No afternoon sex" (evening sex is ok though...) ...Matty's history lessons...ASSETS 04...harolds...Tara and Jenn's fight "i did a 360 off the bed!!!"...getting hog-tied in the boys room and hopping all the way down the hall...

MIT/AIT- Can't even explain it...just can't...most amazng weekend of my life....wow.... Jason, Alan and Stirling, you are the most amazing people i have ever met, you are my rocks and u keep me going i love you so much. Berman Ilysse Evan and Rob, thank you guys for everything!!!! Jeff, Wolff, and Arielle outstanding performance, you never cease to amaze me. (jeff i love you!!!!!!!) the elevator crew (aka seniors) fucking rediculous!

SENIOR SPIRIT WEEK --- we got shafted SOOOOO badly!!!!!!!   "Real winners don't throw ladders!"

Vote Madeline Skillz and Shawn Springs in 2004